PUCKIN' IT UP ON THE SIDELINES: A PENGUIN PERSPECTIVE

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on our sidelines is more like just peeking. It's a whole vibe. You got your everyday game, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, secrets you wouldn't believe! Like when that skater went soaring into the boards, I swear, it looked like a cartoon. And then